12 sites · Lodging, RVs, Tents39 acres · Sandy, ORWanna have a home base for your Hoodland escapades? We're right at the doorstep to Portland, Cascades, Columbia River Gorge, even the coast!
Sick of city life's chaos? We've got your forest fix without the campground crazies. It's like a spa day, but with more dirt and fewer cucumber slices.
Fancy playing farmer for a hot minute? Our menagerie of sheep, chickens, ducks, and pigs are ready for their close-ups. And with berries and a forest playground - it's like Disneyland, but with actual nature.
Our farm? It's not just a farm, it's a whole mood. 20 acres of nature gone wild and 7 acres of orchard, pasture, and farm realness. We're not just raising food, we're building a Garden of Eaten that the wildlife can appreciate too.
Camping here isn't roughing it, it's glamping with a conscience. Seven private forest hideaways, wood-chip pads, redwood furniture - it's like the Four Seasons, but with more stars and less room service. And if pitching a tent is pinching your style, we've got you covered with tent-furnished sites too.
Explore our trails, peep at the animals, find your zen in a forest bath. Just remember: stay on the trail (Mother Nature's a diva), close the gates (we're not running a petting zoo), and don't play with fire (unless the fire department says it's cool). And please pack out your trash and leave your campsite looking better than your ex's new flame.
Oh, and leave Fido at home. This ain't no pet resort - we've got food and farm animals to protect.
Whatever floats your boat, we've got a slice of wild living and farm shenanigans with your name on it. Need more info? See @scrumpyforest or https://scrumpyforestfarm.square.site.
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