Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have toilets?

Toilets are available at 3 of 4 sites at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Is drinking water available at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Yes — potable water is available at every site at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have showers?

Showers are available at 3 of 4 sites at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have picnic tables?

Picnic tables are available at 3 of 4 sites at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have cooking equipment?

Cooking equipment is available at 3 of 4 sites at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have trash disposal?

Yes — trash disposal is available at every site at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

How do you get to the sites at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

4WD recommended at some sites. Park at your site.

Are pets allowed at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Yes — Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC is pet-friendly. On leash at some sites.

Are campfires allowed at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Yes — campfires are allowed at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC. Always review local fire regulations before enjoying a campfire.

What is the check-in process at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

You'll meet and greet with your host Kathy upon arrival.

What is the cancellation policy at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Moderate at some sites; Strict at the others. Full refund 3 days before check in time starts.

What time is check-in and check-out at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Check-in at 2pm. Check-out times vary by site.

How far in advance can you book, and how long can you stay at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC?

Book from 1 day to 12 months ahead. Stay at least 2 nights.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have laundry?

No — no laundry at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

Does Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC have wifi?

No — no wifi at Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC.

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Kitchenette with mini fridge, running water, and propane stove

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Picnic and fire pit area off of the back porch. Outhouse for toileting at far right.

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Robert's Redneck Retreat, LLC

Hosted by Kathy · Doniphan, Missouri

4 sites · Tent, Lodging · 74 acres

100%

14 reviews

Private sites

100% of recent Hipcampers say the sites felt private.

Robert's Redneck Retreat is located on about 16 acres of pasture and 58 acres of forested land with a creek and trails running through it. Our property also adjoins 1200 acres of the Mark Twain National Forest, dotted with springs, trails, rivers, lakes, ponds and breathtaking views. We have three small cabins on the property that are spaced out for privacy. There are also potential for tent camp sites. My husband and I love nature, farming, gardening, and sharing time with like-minded individuals. Our dream is small scale hobby farming adjoined with cabin rentals, allowing trees to regrow in places that were once pasture in order to do our part to help maintain habitat for wild animals and plants. It is a balance that we love and it is our pleasure to share this property with you. We are new here, but we are not new to the camping world; we have been helping campers have positive experiences since 2013 and already have over 170 positive reviews on Airbnb. We would love for Hip Campers to come experience our brand of cabin camping, with farm and forest experiences. A little history of the surrounding area: The Mark Twain National Forest was stripped by loggers in the 1800's and was purchased by the government as a preserve. Since then, it has regrown into hardwood forest, dotted with remnants of pine. It feels wild and untouched, despite knowing it's history. And within it, it harbors all manner of waterways, wildlife, plants, and fungi beyond your imagination. We love southern Missouri and hope you come catch a taste of the wildness that is the Forest. Disconnect, unplug, lose your cell signal, and come find yourself in the woods :)

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Tent-only sites

1 site

Tent Camping, Deep Woods, Farm Stay

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(1)

Tent site · Sleeps 4

Small clearing in the woods of a 74 acre farm. No electric. Acess to fill up drinking water upon request. Fire ring and trash can provided. Shared outhouse about 100-yard walk from site. Pack it in; pack it out. Be aware of wild and domestic animals.

Campfires allowed

No toilet

Potable water

Pets allowed

No showers

No picnic table

Lodging

3 sites

Cabin 2

100%

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Cabin · Sleeps 6 · 1 bedroom

Rustic cabin in the woods adjoining Mark Twain National Forrest, about 300 square feet. Cabin includes: table, chairs, cots (air beds available on request and bedding not provided), kitchenette (mini-fridge, oven, stove, dishes, coffee maker), sleeping loft, front and back porch, gravity-fed shower and sink from two 55-gallon water barrels, outhouse for restroom, picnic table with fire-pit and grill for fire pit. No cell phone signal. Bring bedding, toiletries, bug spray, and a love of nature! Lots of trails, springs, rivers, and lakes nearby to hike, kayak, canoe, fish, float, etc. WEEKLY RATE DISCOUNT AVAILABLE!!! 24% weekly rate discount (7 consecutive days). This is not an automated option, so please message asking for a weekly discount. PLEASE NOTE: November through February, we are in primitive mode which means no running water and heating with wood. We provide a 5-gallon cooler of well water with refills and correct sized wood is available for purchase.

Campfires allowed

Toilet

Potable water

Pets allowed

Showers

Picnic table

Cabin 1

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Cabin · Sleeps 6 · 1 bedroom · 1 bed · 1 toilet

Rustic cabin on a 74 acre farm in the woods adjoining Mark Twain National Forrest, about 300 square feet. Cabin includes: table, chairs, cots (air beds available on request and bedding not provided), kitchenette (mini-fridge, oven, stove, dishes, coffee maker), sleeping loft, front and back porch, gravity-fed shower and sink from two 55-gallon water barrels, outhouse for restroom, picnic table with fire-pit and grill for fire pit. No cell phone signal. Bring bedding, toiletries, bug spray, and a love of nature! Lots of trails, springs, and rivers nearby for hiking, kayaking, swimming and fishing. WEEKLY RATE DISCOUNT AVAILABLE!!! 24% weekly rate discount (7 consecutive days). This is not an automated option, so please message asking for a weekly discount. PLEASE NOTE: November through February, we are in primitive mode which means no running water and heating with wood. We provide a 5-gallon cooler of well water with refills and correct sized wood is available for purchase.

Campfires allowed

Toilet

Potable water

Pets allowed

Showers

Picnic table

Cabin 3

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(1)

Cabin · Sleeps 6 · 1 bedroom

Non-electric cabin/camping experience. Located on a 74 acre, mostly wooded farm adjoining Mark Twain National Forest. Creek on property, Fourche Lake next door, Current River 12 miles east, Eleven-point River 12 miles west. A lot more springs and trails nearby. Furnished with up to 4 cots, kitchen table and chairs, rocking chair, ice box, propane stove, gravity-fed shower and sink on porch. Charming 2-seater outhouse. Loft comfortably sleeps 2-4 people on cots/mats/air mattresses. Cots come with the rental, or bring your own air bed, or rent one (limited availability). Outdoor picnic table, mini-grill, and fire ring with grill cover. Some dishes, utensils, pots, pan, and a percolator for coffee. WEEKLY RATE DISCOUNT AVAILABLE!!! 24% weekly rate discount (7 consecutive days). This is not an automated option, so please message asking for a weekly discount. PLEASE NOTE: November through February, this cabin is not available.

4WD recommended

Campfires allowed

Toilet

Potable water

Pets allowed

Showers

Reviews

100%· 16 reviews

Telena S.
Tent camped at Tent Camping, Deep Woods, Farm Stay with pets, Oct 2026.
Recommends
Best host! I’ve been here twice now. Once in the cabin and once tent camping. I would recommend either. Their dogs are just a sweet and friendly as they are! Gerty is the sweetest girl and loves to come visit when you make a fire. Already planning my 3rd trip.
Wendy S.
Camped at Cabin 2 with pets, Oct 2026.
Recommends
Kathy and Robert were great hosts! They provided us with information on the area and made sure to let us know that if we needed anything we just had to ask. We loved the quiet little cabin and the hikes we could take on the property where you might see a peacock, a cow, squirrel or one of the friendly livestock guarding dogs. We had everything we needed for cooking. It was an enjoyable stay.
Lisa B.
Camped at Cabin 1, Jun 2026.
Recommends
Great little romantic spot. The creek was great. Loved that their dogs stayed around the cabin at night on guard for us. Kathy and Robert are very nice and accommodating.

Amenities

Fire pitsPrivate fire pit at each site · Firepit, Wood burning fireplace
Pit toiletsAt some sites
Potable waterSpigot, Hose, Pump or well, Bottled water or jugs
ShowersAt some sites · Cold water only
Picnic tablesAt some sites
Trash disposalTrash bin
Cooking equipmentAt some sites · Private, Oven, Stovetop or hot plate, Cookware, Cooking utensils, Dishware, Cutlery, Sink or other dishwashing station, Grill over firepit, BBQ
No wifi
No laundry
No hot tub
No playground

Things to know

4WD recommended at some sitesPark at your site.
Pet-friendlyOn leash at some sites.
Campfires allowedAlways review local fire regulations before enjoying a campfire.
Check-in processYou'll meet and greet with your host Kathy upon arrival.
Cancellation policyModerate at some sites; Strict at the others. Full refund 3 days before check in time starts.
Check-in and check-outCheck-in at 2pm. Check-out times vary by site.
Booking windowBook from 1 day to 12 months ahead. Stay at least 2 nights.