5 stars, would pitch again
We camped our way across Maine this trip, and Four Acre Woods was the clear winner. It's basically the Hundred Acre Wood minus ninety-six acres and plus functioning plumbing — which, having now sampled the competition, is the correct trade.
Everything was handled. Sites clean, firewood in quantities that felt almost irresponsible, and every little accoutrement you didn't know you'd want was already there. The host was present without hovering, genuinely great to talk to, and — crucially — knew the area cold. His recommendations were all winners, including sending us to Osprey Echo for kayaks. We'd have never found that on our own, and it ended up being one of the best parts of the trip.
Also, miracle of miracles: the other campers were respectful human beings. No 1 a.m. Bluetooth speaker. No generator running like a small industrial concern. Just quiet, and woods, and a fire we absolutely did not need that much wood for.
Thoreau said he went to the woods "to live deliberately." I went to the woods to sit in a camp chair and do nothing on purpose, which I maintain is the same thing. Four Acre Woods let me do it properly — and then handed me a paddle.
If you're routing through Maine, stop here. Everywhere else was fine. This one was right.