The best glamping sites in Oleta River State Park, FL
it's hard to believe the Miami skyline is just behind these towering mangrove trees.
Top-rated campgrounds in Oleta River State Park
Oleta River Youth Group Campground
1. Oleta River Youth Group Campground
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Top-rated campsites near Oleta River State Park
Miami Pool Oasis
1. Miami Pool Oasis
5.8mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Miami Pool Oasis.
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Miami Pool Cottage
2. Miami Pool Cottage
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5.8mi from Oleta River State Park · 2 sites
A tranquil & spacious well-kept secret for a great stay when visiting Miami. You'll discover a lovely saltwater pool and a superb tropical outdoor entertainment space.
The property consists of a main house with 3 bedrooms, a fully equipped kitchen, ample indoor space, and a pool house with its kitchenette, bedroom, and bathroom.
Before making a reservation, please review our house rules, which cover our Guest Services Agreement, our ID verification, and damage waiver with our partner.
The space
Our beautifully decorated 4-bedroom property with modern finishes & amenities creates unforgettable family stays!
- Miami - 10 min, 3.5 miles / 5.6 km away
- Free parking for 3 cars
- Big saltwater pool (15x25 ft / 4.5x7.6 m)
- Comfortable sunloungers & umbrellas
- Fire pit & Outdoor dining area
- Well-equipped kitchen & Propane Grill
- Lifesize outdoor games, Foosball & tons of board games
- Smart TVs - All rooms
- Fast fiber internet & Wi-Fi system - 300+ Mbps Great for remote work
THE SPACE:
The Miami Pool Oasis is a peaceful, 4 bedroom, 3 full bathroom modern and comfortable place to stay and unwind in a beautiful, quiet neighborhood close to Miami.
RELAX IN OUR COMFORTABLE BEDROOMS
Inside the Oasis you’ll find comfortable king-size beds in all bedrooms. A master bedroom with an en-suite bathroom and a separate library/sitting room. The other two bedrooms are on the opposite side with easy access to a full bathroom with tub/shower.
The fourth bedroom is in the pool house, a separate building, with a comfy queen-sized bed, a kitchenette, a private sitting area with a large work desk, and a full bathroom.
All of our bedrooms feature Smart TVs, high-end linens, and bath towels.
OPEN FLOOR PLAN COMMON AREA LETS YOU GATHER AND ENJOY
The open floor plan boasts a relaxing living room, a spacious dining room, and a fully stocked kitchen well equipped for entertaining your group.
ENJOY THE MAGIC CITY IN A PEACEFUL PLACE TO STAY
You’ll find the WiFi internet amazing for remote working from home. Smart TVs in every room are set up for you to log into your favorite streaming service.
ENJOY AN OUTDOOR AREA - FIREPIT, CABANA, SUNLOUNGERS, POOL AND HAMMOCK
Outside you’ll enjoy a tropical pool deck, with comfortable shaded loungers around the large pool during the day and a magically lit garden and gazebo for evening entertaining. Solar-powered outdoor light, illuminate the property in the evening.
MAIN HOUSE:
- Kitchen
- 3 Bedrooms with King Beds and large closets
- 2 full bathrooms with tubs/showers
- Dining Area with long Dining table
- Living Room w/ 65” Smart TV
- Large Workspace w/ Foosball table
POOL HOUSE:
- Kitchenette
- Bedroom w/ Queen Bed
- Private Living Room w/ 60” Smart TV
- Workspace with a big desk and comfortable sofa bed.
- Full Bathroom with Tub/Shower
ADDITIONAL REQUESTS:
- Parents of infants and toddlers can request a pack-and-play and a high chair. (Please bring your own sheets and bedding for the pack-and-play.)
- The pool can be heated in the winter. Please request pool heating at the time of the booking via the guest portal.
Come stay with us! We would love to host you. Our goal is to ensure your arrival and check-in are the beginning of a relaxing stay in Miami.
Guest access
Guests receive a personal code that activates at their check-in time and deactivates at their check-out time. There are two smart locks - one on the entrance of the main house and one on the pool house.
The whole property is available for your use.El Portal is the smallest municipality in Miami-Dade County less than a mile from I95 and close to Miami and Fort Lauderdale airports. It’s s short drive to beaches and the attractions and shopping in downtown Miami.
Other things to note
We also believe the short-term rental industry should be a safe place for hosts and guests to transact.
That is why we have partnered with Superhog, a company that specializes in verifications and screening, conducting the same checks on all hosts that use their platform so that you can be confident that you are staying with a legitimate host.
Superhog administers the damage waiver and we will send you a rental agreement to sign.
GUEST LINENS & TOWELS PROVIDED:
Guests are provided our premium linens as part of their stay at no additional cost: fitted sheets, top sheets, blankets, pillows, and cooling comforters are provided. We also provide 2 bath towels, 1 hand towel, 1 washcloth, and 1 pool towel per guest.
NO SMOKING/PARTIES/EVENTS!
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Toilets
Showers
Spacious new house @ Emerald Hills
3. Spacious new house @ Emerald Hills
9.6mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
This is not a camping site. This is lodging.
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Spacious Tropical Farmhouse
4. Spacious Tropical Farmhouse
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Escape to our Spacious Tropical Farmhouse, a peaceful retreat surrounded by lush greenery and open skies. This charming home combines rustic comfort with tropical vibes, offering the perfect balance between relaxation and adventure. Set just minutes from local trails and quiet countryside roads, it’s an ideal getaway for couples, families, or small groups looking to unwind and reconnect with nature.
Wake up to the sound of birds, enjoy your morning coffee on the wraparound porch, and spend your afternoons exploring nearby natural wonders or lounging under the palm trees. The farmhouse features cozy, sunlit rooms, a fully equipped kitchen, and plenty of outdoor space for stargazing or evening campfires.
Whether you’re here for a peaceful solo retreat or a fun weekend with friends, the Spacious Tropical Farmhouse offers the serenity of the countryside with all the comforts of home.
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Tropical Farm Stay Retreat – Cozy Tiny Barn
5. Tropical Farm Stay Retreat – Cozy Tiny Barn
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Welcome to our Tropical Tiny Barn, a cozy and unique retreat located on a peaceful fruit farm in the heart of the Redlands, just a short drive from Miami and the Florida Keys. Originally a two-stall horse barn, this space has been thoughtfully transformed into a charming tiny home that blends rustic character with modern comfort.
Inside, you’ll find a bright and inviting space with wood ceilings, farmhouse-style finishes, and large windows that bring in natural light and views of the surrounding greenery. The open layout includes a comfortable daybed with a trundle, a small dining area, and a kitchenette for simple meals or morning coffee. The space also features a private full bathroom with a walk-in shower and everything needed for a comfortable stay.
Step outside into your private backyard area where you can relax, unwind, and enjoy the quiet countryside atmosphere. Surrounded by tropical fruit trees and open space, it’s the perfect place to enjoy a peaceful morning, read a book, or simply listen to the sounds of nature.
This is more than just a place to stay — it’s a true farm experience. You may see our friendly animals around the property, including dogs, chickens, cats, and our mini horse Nico. Guests are welcome to walk through the orchard and enjoy the natural surroundings.
Our location offers the best of both worlds: a tranquil setting with easy access to nearby attractions such as Fruit & Spice Park, local fruit stands, and scenic drives toward the Florida Keys. Everglades and Biscayne National Parks are also within reach for outdoor activities and exploration.
Whether you’re looking for a relaxing escape or a unique stay close to nature, our Tiny Barn offers a memorable and peaceful experience.
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Cozy Garden Cottage near Miami
6. Cozy Garden Cottage near Miami
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Escape to a peaceful tropical garden retreat in the heart of Homestead’s Redland agricultural district. This private apartment offers a cozy and comfortable stay surrounded by lush greenery, fruit trees, and open skies.
The space features a fully equipped interior with everything needed for a relaxing stay, including a comfortable sleeping area, private bathroom, kitchen, and a charming outdoor patio where guests can unwind and enjoy the natural surroundings.
Guests will appreciate the quiet, private setting while still being conveniently located near some of South Florida’s most popular attractions. Fruit & Spice Park, Robert Is Here fruit stand, and local farm markets are just a short drive away, along with easy access to the Everglades and the Florida Keys.
This is the perfect stay for couples, solo travelers, or anyone looking to disconnect from the busy city and enjoy a slower, nature-filled experience.
Whether you're here for a weekend escape or a longer stay, this tropical garden apartment offers a peaceful and memorable getaway.
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Delray Lone Pine Estate
7. Delray Lone Pine Estate
39mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Private attached guesthouse with pool view on the one-acre estate, with a separate porch, all utilities included.
Full one-bedroom, one-bath guest house on an acre estate property.
Explore wildlife up close at Wakodahatchee Wetlands, wander scenic boardwalks at Green Cay Wetlands, enjoy shaded nature trails at Delray Oaks Natural Area, or head a bit north to hike the forested paths of Yamato Scrub Natural Area — all great ways to experience South Florida’s nature just minutes from your stay.
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Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
8. Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
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40mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
The location is great for travelers who want to visit South Florida. It's perfect whether your are going to the Everglades to see alligators or to The Keys for the beaches.
Reconnect with nature at this unforgettable unit with great taste interior design. It's parked on our farm with private entrance and private fence area. It has a queen bed with foam mattress, 2 TVs, A/C, a sitting area, a deck with chair, internet, a full bathroom with shower and a dinning area.
The kitchen comes equipped with plates, glasses, pots, utensils, electric stove, airfryer, toaster, keurig coffee maker, rice cooker, magic bullet and refrigerator.
Linens, towels, beach towels are provided.
Beautiful outdoor area surrounded trees with a dining table to enjoy dinners al fresco and furniture.
This unit has outdoor an BBQ and a Firepit.
Located near to restaurants and markets. Just 10 minutes from famous "Schenebly Redland's Winery & Brewery" and "Robert is Here".
There is parking for a vehicle and trailer, so you can bring your recreational equipment (ATV, bicycles, kayak).
Toilets
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Campfires
Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
9. Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
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49mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Located in the heart of Greenacres on 3 full acres. Walking distance to Coffee, shopping and many other great things to do: My place is close to Equestrian trails, bike trails, beaches, parks, Wake Boarding, Disc Golf Courses, Golf Courses, restaurants and dining. Away from city noise but still within minutes of restaurants, beaches and shopping. My place is good for couples, solo adventurers, business travelers, families (with kids), and big groups.
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Discover the most magical spots to pitch your tent or park your rig on your next Oleta River State Park adventure.
Top-rated campgrounds in Oleta River State Park
Oleta River Youth Group Campground
1. Oleta River Youth Group Campground
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Showers
Campfires
Top-rated campsites near Oleta River State Park
Miami Pool Oasis
1. Miami Pool Oasis
5.8mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Miami Pool Oasis.
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Miami Pool Cottage
2. Miami Pool Cottage
100%
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5.8mi from Oleta River State Park · 2 sites
A tranquil & spacious well-kept secret for a great stay when visiting Miami. You'll discover a lovely saltwater pool and a superb tropical outdoor entertainment space.
The property consists of a main house with 3 bedrooms, a fully equipped kitchen, ample indoor space, and a pool house with its kitchenette, bedroom, and bathroom.
Before making a reservation, please review our house rules, which cover our Guest Services Agreement, our ID verification, and damage waiver with our partner.
The space
Our beautifully decorated 4-bedroom property with modern finishes & amenities creates unforgettable family stays!
- Miami - 10 min, 3.5 miles / 5.6 km away
- Free parking for 3 cars
- Big saltwater pool (15x25 ft / 4.5x7.6 m)
- Comfortable sunloungers & umbrellas
- Fire pit & Outdoor dining area
- Well-equipped kitchen & Propane Grill
- Lifesize outdoor games, Foosball & tons of board games
- Smart TVs - All rooms
- Fast fiber internet & Wi-Fi system - 300+ Mbps Great for remote work
THE SPACE:
The Miami Pool Oasis is a peaceful, 4 bedroom, 3 full bathroom modern and comfortable place to stay and unwind in a beautiful, quiet neighborhood close to Miami.
RELAX IN OUR COMFORTABLE BEDROOMS
Inside the Oasis you’ll find comfortable king-size beds in all bedrooms. A master bedroom with an en-suite bathroom and a separate library/sitting room. The other two bedrooms are on the opposite side with easy access to a full bathroom with tub/shower.
The fourth bedroom is in the pool house, a separate building, with a comfy queen-sized bed, a kitchenette, a private sitting area with a large work desk, and a full bathroom.
All of our bedrooms feature Smart TVs, high-end linens, and bath towels.
OPEN FLOOR PLAN COMMON AREA LETS YOU GATHER AND ENJOY
The open floor plan boasts a relaxing living room, a spacious dining room, and a fully stocked kitchen well equipped for entertaining your group.
ENJOY THE MAGIC CITY IN A PEACEFUL PLACE TO STAY
You’ll find the WiFi internet amazing for remote working from home. Smart TVs in every room are set up for you to log into your favorite streaming service.
ENJOY AN OUTDOOR AREA - FIREPIT, CABANA, SUNLOUNGERS, POOL AND HAMMOCK
Outside you’ll enjoy a tropical pool deck, with comfortable shaded loungers around the large pool during the day and a magically lit garden and gazebo for evening entertaining. Solar-powered outdoor light, illuminate the property in the evening.
MAIN HOUSE:
- Kitchen
- 3 Bedrooms with King Beds and large closets
- 2 full bathrooms with tubs/showers
- Dining Area with long Dining table
- Living Room w/ 65” Smart TV
- Large Workspace w/ Foosball table
POOL HOUSE:
- Kitchenette
- Bedroom w/ Queen Bed
- Private Living Room w/ 60” Smart TV
- Workspace with a big desk and comfortable sofa bed.
- Full Bathroom with Tub/Shower
ADDITIONAL REQUESTS:
- Parents of infants and toddlers can request a pack-and-play and a high chair. (Please bring your own sheets and bedding for the pack-and-play.)
- The pool can be heated in the winter. Please request pool heating at the time of the booking via the guest portal.
Come stay with us! We would love to host you. Our goal is to ensure your arrival and check-in are the beginning of a relaxing stay in Miami.
Guest access
Guests receive a personal code that activates at their check-in time and deactivates at their check-out time. There are two smart locks - one on the entrance of the main house and one on the pool house.
The whole property is available for your use.El Portal is the smallest municipality in Miami-Dade County less than a mile from I95 and close to Miami and Fort Lauderdale airports. It’s s short drive to beaches and the attractions and shopping in downtown Miami.
Other things to note
We also believe the short-term rental industry should be a safe place for hosts and guests to transact.
That is why we have partnered with Superhog, a company that specializes in verifications and screening, conducting the same checks on all hosts that use their platform so that you can be confident that you are staying with a legitimate host.
Superhog administers the damage waiver and we will send you a rental agreement to sign.
GUEST LINENS & TOWELS PROVIDED:
Guests are provided our premium linens as part of their stay at no additional cost: fitted sheets, top sheets, blankets, pillows, and cooling comforters are provided. We also provide 2 bath towels, 1 hand towel, 1 washcloth, and 1 pool towel per guest.
NO SMOKING/PARTIES/EVENTS!
Pets
Toilets
Showers
Spacious new house @ Emerald Hills
3. Spacious new house @ Emerald Hills
9.6mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
This is not a camping site. This is lodging.
Toilets
Showers
Hot Tub
Spacious Tropical Farmhouse
4. Spacious Tropical Farmhouse
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Escape to our Spacious Tropical Farmhouse, a peaceful retreat surrounded by lush greenery and open skies. This charming home combines rustic comfort with tropical vibes, offering the perfect balance between relaxation and adventure. Set just minutes from local trails and quiet countryside roads, it’s an ideal getaway for couples, families, or small groups looking to unwind and reconnect with nature.
Wake up to the sound of birds, enjoy your morning coffee on the wraparound porch, and spend your afternoons exploring nearby natural wonders or lounging under the palm trees. The farmhouse features cozy, sunlit rooms, a fully equipped kitchen, and plenty of outdoor space for stargazing or evening campfires.
Whether you’re here for a peaceful solo retreat or a fun weekend with friends, the Spacious Tropical Farmhouse offers the serenity of the countryside with all the comforts of home.
Pets
Toilets
Showers
Tropical Farm Stay Retreat – Cozy Tiny Barn
5. Tropical Farm Stay Retreat – Cozy Tiny Barn
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Welcome to our Tropical Tiny Barn, a cozy and unique retreat located on a peaceful fruit farm in the heart of the Redlands, just a short drive from Miami and the Florida Keys. Originally a two-stall horse barn, this space has been thoughtfully transformed into a charming tiny home that blends rustic character with modern comfort.
Inside, you’ll find a bright and inviting space with wood ceilings, farmhouse-style finishes, and large windows that bring in natural light and views of the surrounding greenery. The open layout includes a comfortable daybed with a trundle, a small dining area, and a kitchenette for simple meals or morning coffee. The space also features a private full bathroom with a walk-in shower and everything needed for a comfortable stay.
Step outside into your private backyard area where you can relax, unwind, and enjoy the quiet countryside atmosphere. Surrounded by tropical fruit trees and open space, it’s the perfect place to enjoy a peaceful morning, read a book, or simply listen to the sounds of nature.
This is more than just a place to stay — it’s a true farm experience. You may see our friendly animals around the property, including dogs, chickens, cats, and our mini horse Nico. Guests are welcome to walk through the orchard and enjoy the natural surroundings.
Our location offers the best of both worlds: a tranquil setting with easy access to nearby attractions such as Fruit & Spice Park, local fruit stands, and scenic drives toward the Florida Keys. Everglades and Biscayne National Parks are also within reach for outdoor activities and exploration.
Whether you’re looking for a relaxing escape or a unique stay close to nature, our Tiny Barn offers a memorable and peaceful experience.
Pets
Toilets
Showers
Cozy Garden Cottage near Miami
6. Cozy Garden Cottage near Miami
33mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Escape to a peaceful tropical garden retreat in the heart of Homestead’s Redland agricultural district. This private apartment offers a cozy and comfortable stay surrounded by lush greenery, fruit trees, and open skies.
The space features a fully equipped interior with everything needed for a relaxing stay, including a comfortable sleeping area, private bathroom, kitchen, and a charming outdoor patio where guests can unwind and enjoy the natural surroundings.
Guests will appreciate the quiet, private setting while still being conveniently located near some of South Florida’s most popular attractions. Fruit & Spice Park, Robert Is Here fruit stand, and local farm markets are just a short drive away, along with easy access to the Everglades and the Florida Keys.
This is the perfect stay for couples, solo travelers, or anyone looking to disconnect from the busy city and enjoy a slower, nature-filled experience.
Whether you're here for a weekend escape or a longer stay, this tropical garden apartment offers a peaceful and memorable getaway.
Pets
Toilets
Showers
Delray Lone Pine Estate
7. Delray Lone Pine Estate
39mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Private attached guesthouse with pool view on the one-acre estate, with a separate porch, all utilities included.
Full one-bedroom, one-bath guest house on an acre estate property.
Explore wildlife up close at Wakodahatchee Wetlands, wander scenic boardwalks at Green Cay Wetlands, enjoy shaded nature trails at Delray Oaks Natural Area, or head a bit north to hike the forested paths of Yamato Scrub Natural Area — all great ways to experience South Florida’s nature just minutes from your stay.
Toilets
Showers
Potable water
Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
8. Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
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(3)
40mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
The location is great for travelers who want to visit South Florida. It's perfect whether your are going to the Everglades to see alligators or to The Keys for the beaches.
Reconnect with nature at this unforgettable unit with great taste interior design. It's parked on our farm with private entrance and private fence area. It has a queen bed with foam mattress, 2 TVs, A/C, a sitting area, a deck with chair, internet, a full bathroom with shower and a dinning area.
The kitchen comes equipped with plates, glasses, pots, utensils, electric stove, airfryer, toaster, keurig coffee maker, rice cooker, magic bullet and refrigerator.
Linens, towels, beach towels are provided.
Beautiful outdoor area surrounded trees with a dining table to enjoy dinners al fresco and furniture.
This unit has outdoor an BBQ and a Firepit.
Located near to restaurants and markets. Just 10 minutes from famous "Schenebly Redland's Winery & Brewery" and "Robert is Here".
There is parking for a vehicle and trailer, so you can bring your recreational equipment (ATV, bicycles, kayak).
Toilets
Showers
Campfires
Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
9. Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
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49mi from Oleta River State Park · 1 site
Located in the heart of Greenacres on 3 full acres. Walking distance to Coffee, shopping and many other great things to do: My place is close to Equestrian trails, bike trails, beaches, parks, Wake Boarding, Disc Golf Courses, Golf Courses, restaurants and dining. Away from city noise but still within minutes of restaurants, beaches and shopping. My place is good for couples, solo adventurers, business travelers, families (with kids), and big groups.
Pets
Toilets
Showers
Recent reviews from the Hipcamp community
Bonnie
4 days ago
3 nights at Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
What a great spot, in this adorable mini home. I loved that there was an outdoor area to widen the space. It was the perfect spot to stay, and visit the nearby national parks, one to the east and one to the west. Our hosts were so sweet and extremely accomodating. We hope to be back again one day. Thank you Alex and Loida!
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Gwen
3 weeks ago
4 nights at Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
We had a great stay in Loida and Alex's camper! The location was perfect for us -- just 10 minutes from the entrance to Everglades NP but also close to town, making it easy to pick up groceries. The camper was cozy, spotless, and well-stocked with everything we needed for our stay. The property was quiet with a lot of privacy, but it was nice having the hosts around in case we had any issues. Overall, a great way to end our trip to South Florida!
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Evgeny
November 2025
With kids
We had such a wonderful stay here! Check-in was seamless – we were greeted by the hosts on arrival and given a thoughtful tour of the entire property, which really set the tone for the rest of our trip. The attention to detail is amazing; the land truly has everything you could possibly need for a comfortable and relaxing stay.
Our kids especially loved all the amenities, from the pool and treehouse to the snacks and beautiful natural setting. The location is also fantastic – it feels peaceful and secluded, yet it’s close to everything we wanted to do in the area. Communication with our hosts before and during our stay was warm, quick, and very helpful.
Overall, this spot exceeded our expectations in every way. You can really feel how much care has gone into creating such a welcoming, family-friendly place. We can’t wait to come back!
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Kiara
October 2025
6 nights at Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
The location is ideal—tucked away in a quiet area that allows you to relax, yet conveniently close to everything. It's just a short drive to the beach, and there are plenty of great restaurants, shops, and attractions nearby, making it easy to explore the area.
The host, Chris, was very welcoming and made sure we had everything we needed for a comfortable stay. He also provided some great local recommendations that really enhanced our trip. Additionally, the RV offered a comfortable space, equipped with all the essentials needed for the stay.
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Alisha
August 2025
3 nights at Peaceful 1 Bedroom + 2 Bunks Camper
We had a great stay. Christopher was a great host and very prompt with any questions we had. Great location! Will definitely return for future trips.
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Lacey
July 2025
3 nights at Enjoy perfect nigths & wildlifes!
We used this as our base for a few days in the keys and it was perfect! It's in a nice, quiet spot. It has everything you need!
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