18yo+ Only. Welcome to the "Thunderball" site at Scaramanga Film Ranch. Experience majestic 360 views near our private canyon, located above the quirky art town of Madrid, NM, 20 minutes south of Santa Fe on the Turquoise Trail. Non-discriminatory Scaramanga Ranch is an ultra-view 25-acre film property with surreal views, epic sunrise/sunsets, and diverse elevations. Hike ou
18yo+ Only. Welcome to the "Thunderball" site at Scaramanga Film Ranch. Experience majestic 360 views near our private canyon, located above the quirky art town of Madrid, NM, 20 minutes south of Santa Fe on the Turquoise Trail. Non-discriminatory Scaramanga Ranch is an ultra-view 25-acre film property with surreal views, epic sunrise/sunsets, and diverse elevations. Hike our 2500 ft, 150 ft deep canyon, stroll the gulch, grill over campfire, and stargaze nebula's with the naked eye. Site has a 9'x9' canopied deck, private solar shower and uber-clean catchment latrine. Includes: (2) deck chairs & table, 7 gal. non-potable water, and fire pit. Quartz veins, turquoise & fossils everywhere. Dogs, cats, horses are OK. Feel isolated in wilderness, yet just a 5-min walk to artisan shops, restaurants, and bars. Netflix, Amazon, Disney & Universal film here- why not you?
- Check in: After 9AM
- Check out: Before 11AM
- Cancellation policy: Moderate
- On arrival: Meet and greet
- Minimum nights: 2
- Accepts bookings: 3 months out Weeknight discount: 10% off
- Response time: Within 12 hours
- Response rate: 100%
Offered on the Host's property or nearby.
Excellent mountain biking on property. Cyclists love Turquoise trail which just downhill from Scaramanga Ranch..
Turn in any direction and start walkin'. Coolest cemetery ever and old mine ruins are a few minutes walk. In addition to our di...Read more
Guests with owned horses may ride on property. There is also riding experience within 10 minutes of Scaramanga Ranch.
ATV/UTV are allowed on dirt roads only. We can't have you all willy-nilly on our scenic virgin landscape.
Each guest must sign our indemnification waiver. You are solely responsible for your own wellbeing and injury. Just strolling ...Read more
Birdwatchers, ensure "Circle of Life" by Sir Elton John is on your playlist because the bobcats and coyotes love to watch birds...Read more
Natural features you'll find at Thunderball: Scaramanga Film Ranch in New Mexico.
Caves are abundant in the area, but least you're a circus animal trainer we highly suggest staying clear of them.
Scaramanga Ranch is nestled within native desert-forest. If you're looking for flat boring desert, head for Texas.
Again, Scaramanga Ranch is nestled within native desert-forest.
Mesa or canyon
Got ya covered! Hi-Fat Canyon is 2500' long, 300' deep and is one of five privately owned canyons in New Mexico.
You are surrounded by epic mesas and the Ortiz mountains.
Prairie, meadow, or plain
There’s nothing plain about our plain views. It’s like looking at a living oil painting.
We have fowl and poultry aviary. They love Superworms from PetCo.
Scaramanga is a "film production" ranch. Free-range film crew raised for their rich creativity may be spotted. Occasionally, th...Read more
The 4-minute drive from paved NM-14 is a bumpy, semi-steep dirt road. Site parking is unpaved earth. Lamborghini’s and Ferrari’...Read more
The vibe at Thunderball: Scaramanga Film Ranch
Places to see near Scaramanga Ranch & Film Site
If you stayed here and have some insider info for us, let us know!
Perfect introduction to new mexico.
No review can do this place justice.. Yet here's my attempt. The drive to the property sets the tone, winding through the mountains on your way to Madrid. There were plenty of scenic lookouts and the Garden of the Gods nearby was a nice stop. The directions were easy to follow, no stress or wrong turns on the way up to the camp. We arrived early, and got to see the hard work that goes into preparing the site. Our host J was great.. He was friendly and helpful, while respecting our privacy completely. We felt the solitude, yet knew he was there for whatever we may have needed. The property itself will remain the best part however.. A private canyon, minutes from the Madrid Cemetary, with great sunsets and a solar shower/compost toilet to add to the amenities.. I plan to return as soon as I have the opportunity. Thanks again!
Stay here. adventure. seclusion.
Canyon hike and finding fossils? Check. Exploring 1800's era remains of gold miners stone homes? Check. Epic 360 degree scenic vista with mind blowing sunset? Check. Private table for 2 for romantic sunrise and coffee? Check. Quirky town close by to roam around? Check. Graveyard like you have never seen before? Check. Go here for your next adventure.
Secluded camping with a view
We had a fabulous stay! Our secluded campsite had amazing views of the canyon below. J was so friendly and accommodating. He went above and beyond! He helped me with a flat tire we had on our camper and loaned me tools to fix another mishap. We loved the secluded beauty of this site and really enjoyed J’s custom sunset tour and visit to the quirky graveyard nearby. We’d definitely come again!
Black mesa vineyards & petroglyphs
The Black Mesa Winery offers an excellent shop and tasting room as well as quiet lawn area with picnic table to enjoy the many hummingbirds and birds that come to all of the feeders Jerry tends. We bought both the Albariño and the Chardonnay. Albariño was my favorite! (outside alcohol unless it’s in a coffee cup!)
The actual vineyards were lush green (June) and well marked for each varietal. There is a great little walk around the vineyard and home carefully highlighting petroglyphs on the property. A labyrinth and bench offers further seclusion or meditation time.
Jerry could not have been more helpful or welcoming. His story of the vineyard is heartwarming and they will get through Covid, and their new Cider will be the hottest new beverage.
Note that parking is on the lot on the road. It can be quite dusty and there is road noise. Spend your time on the grassy, quiet compound before heading to bed!
Pictures don’t do the views justice
Wow this place beyond exceeded our expectations. Felt very private and safe. site 6 was great with an amazing view! J. And Casey were great hosts and recommended plenty of great stuff for us to do. Definitely coming back.