Scaramanga Ranch Film Site

Cycling and mountain biking are a thing here so pedal to your heart's content.

Boating in the desert is awkward. But, Cochiti Lake is less than an hour away.

Love trout? The beautiful Pecos River is 45-minutes away (they are so abundant you don't need a rod, any blunt instrument will ...Read more

Turn in any direction and start walkin'. Coolest cemetery ever and old mine ruins are a few minutes walk. In addition to our di...Read more

Guests with privately-owned horses are permitted horseback riding on property. Fore everyone else, a horse riding experience is...Read more

If you're into this stuff just keep it behind closed doors. No one wants to see your business.

Our average wind speed 16 mph, ideal for: losing drones, hang gliding, frisbee, kiting, ball throwing, anything Nerf.

ATV/UTV are allowed on dirt roads only. We can't have you all willy-nilly on our scenic virgin landscape.

Each guest must sign our indemnification waiver. You are solely responsible for your own wellbeing and injury. Just strolling ...Read more

Great skiing at Ski Santa Fe is within 15 minutes of the Historic Santa Fe Plaza. And it's not crazy commercialized like Colora...Read more

Huntington Beach is a mere 780 minutes from Scaramanga Ranch.

Swimming is for losers. What you really want to do is relax at Ten Thousand Waves Spa which is ten minutes from Santa Fe Plaza.

Racist behavior of any kind is not tolerated. Who cares what color the water is? Anyways, river rafting is about 45 minutes nor...Read more

Birdwatchers, ensure "Circle of Life" by Sir Elton John is on your playlist because the bobcats and coyotes love to watch birds...Read more

If you love sandy beach you'll love this state. However, New Mexico never jumped on the beach and ocean combo. Seriously, it's ...Read more

Caves are abundant in the area. Unless you're a professional snake wrangler AND circus animal trainer we highly suggest staying...Read more

Ah, the good ol' day. Shoulda been here back in the Paleozoic era when New Mexico was Florida.

Scaramanga Ranch is nestled within native desert-forest. But, if you're looking for flat boring stuff head for Texas.

Guess this was a two-part question. Again, Scaramanga Ranch is nestled within native desert-forest.

Montezuma Hot Springs is 1 hour 35 minutes from Scaramanga Ranch.

Cochiti Lake is 53 minutes and Fenton Lake is one incredible scenic drive away.

Got ya covered! Every RV, Camp and tent site has been upgraded to a view of Hi-Fat Canyon; a 2500' long, 300' deep canyon.

You are surrounded by the Ortiz mountains and epic mesas.

You did not come to New Mexico for boring landscape otherwise you'd be in Idaho or Iowa.

Due to a California lawsuit all New Mexico redwoods have been replaced by fir, spruce, pine, juniper, cedar, birch, oak, and co...Read more

Scaramanga Ranch is an hour and fifteen from the historic Pecos River and an hour from the most scenic parts of the Rio Grande,...Read more

New Mexicans love outsiders until they find them meandering on their property, at which point they REALLY love AR-15's. Save yo...Read more

Traveler Advice: If you find a hole in New Mexico, do not swim in it. It will not end well.

Nambe Falls, Jemez Falls and Lower Frijoles Falls are all within an hour or so drive. Just a heads up, they ain't no Niagra.

Guests arriving between June and September may witness what happens when dry desert meets a megacrazy rain. And the best views ...Read more

We have chickens and a peahen. The peahen is domesticated and loves Superworms from PetCo.

Scaramanga is a "film production" ranch. Occasionally you may see free-ranging film crew, which are farm raised for their rich ...Read more

The 4-minute drive from paved NM-14 is a bumpy dirt road. RV, Camper, and vehicle parking is on unpaved earth. Lamborghini and ...Read more