1 / 23

Heartwood

West Fork, Ozark, Missouri
130 acres hosted by Roy G.
Avatar
Not for the faint of heart. Looking for the freest , most private, secluded, rugged patch of trees and rock to camp? You might be able to hang. There's a cave on a bluff, but if you mess up getting there, you ll end up like superman. Flying the fifty down followed by paralysis. If you don't get pierced by the the tree branches like an Ozark Holler fatality. There's a creek for swimming but you're probably to much of a pushy to get in. Think you're tough when you turn the shower to cold? This fifty degree water will make your shit shrivel like 2 marbels in an uniflated balloon. There's a second cave but if you puss out on 1st one, there's no chance. You're probably too fat too pass through the hole anyway. Like me in your mom. Anyway, good luck.
Activities
Fishing
Hiking
Paddling
Swimming
Natural features
Cave
Forest
River, stream, or creek
Swimming hole
Not currently accepting bookings
More camping spots nearby
Location
West Fork, Ozark, Missouri, United StatesTraditional, ancestral territory of 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 𐒼𐓂𐓊𐒻 𐓆𐒻𐒿𐒷 𐓀𐒰^𐓓𐒰^(Osage), O-ga-xpa Ma-zhoⁿ (O-ga-xpa) (Quapaw), and Očhéthi Šakówiŋ First Nations according to To respect the Host's privacy, the precise address of this land will be provided after booking
Avatar
Hosted by Roy G.Joined in August 2019
Things to do nearby

Safety at Hipcamp

Inclusion Policy
Inclusion Policy
Inclusion Policy
Hipcamp Hand

Safety partners

Recreate Responsibly

About us

Hipcamp is the most comprehensive resource for beautiful private campsites.

Discover and reserve tent camping, RV parks, cabins, treehouses, and glamping.

Download the Hipcamp App

Hipcamp is created with ❤️ and hope for our future.