We are moving a primitive skills expert in and while he's setting up his yurt till mid-September, he'll have the cute "Golden Nugget" camper. So you can camp outside or on my living room floor. You could probably also sleep on the resident Wild Man's couch. He lives in another RV on the property in the herb circle. After that, the Gold Nugget is free!
There technically is a bathroom with a real shower, but most people just bathe in the creek.
I looked 9 months to find property that no one had used for Big Agriculture. There is a year 'round spring with wonderful water. There is also a creek that only dries up during droughts. 2 miles from the gasconade river.