NEW LISTING & INTRO PRICING - UPDATING & MAKING IT BETTER EVERY DAY!
CATERING TO MOTORCYLCE OR US-129 The Dragon TRAVELRS & THIER FRIENDS & THIER FRIENDS & THIER FRIENDS. We like Jeeps too!
Instead of the real OG funny farm we find ourselves, here! Hilltop Funny Pharm is a hillside parcel that we are converting into a sustainable escape in the foothills of East Tennessee. Who are we? Well I am Taz and I live and operate the property with my boxer mix dog named, French Phry and my tuxedo cat, Twissie Mae , He is the boss in our family. I have some folks that make the Funny Pharm possible and it my friends who happen to be my relatives, Ashley, Donnie and Stella bug.
The property is basic now. (This description will be updated in real time) We have a couple B.Y.O.T. (Bring Your Own Tent) sites, and those sites you may also rent our tent if you need one. We have made room for our guests that need to dry camp in a vehicle.
Our current TENT and structure rentals over the next few months will only accommodate one car and two adults. For that reason we would prefer our vehicle campers not bring children under 14. This standard property rule will settle all our guests that adults will be onsite for the duration of the stay.
We like to have our fires. So make sure you bring all things to sit around the camp fire. Bring the instruments, spoons, blanket and chair. Whatever you enjoy around the camp fire.
Currently we can accommodate 3 tent campers and 1 RV site so come to relax and enjoy yourself.
NEAR TO MOST:
US 129 The Dragon Harley-Davidson - 22 MIN / 15 Miles
Foothills Parkway (US 129) 11 MIN / 4.6 Miles
Tellico Lake 37MIN/ 25 Miles
Morganton Road Boat Dock 28 MIN / 20 Miles
Fort Loudon State Park 31 MIN / 23 Miles
Downtown Maryville, TN 13MIN/7.8 Miles
Market Square Knoxville 37 Min / 26 Miles
TYS AIRPORT 20 MIN/ 13 Miles
Tellico Plains, TN 55 MIN / 42 Miles
Dollywood 57 MIN / 38 Miles
Gatlinburg, TN 1HR 14MIN / 43 Miles
Fontana Lake 1 HR 15 MIN / 43 Miles
Chattanooga Airport (CHA) 1 HR 55MIN / 96 MIles
Atlanta, GA 3 HR 22MIN / 177 MILES
Asheville, NC 2HR 33MIN 123 MILES
Nashville, TN 3HR 5 MIN / 194 MILES
Walmart 13Min/ 6.5 Miles
Target 16 Min / 8.7 Miles
Food City 13 Min / 6.9 MILES