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• But what is included for you:
- Quick I-95 Access - Any hour arrival (but really late you'll enjoy the self-guided tour) - Privacy (compared to commercial campgrounds, not Alaska) - Bath House (outdoor shower and our famous dry eco-toilet) - Electric 50a (NEMA 14-50) or 30a (NEMA TT-30R) or 20a (Standard) - Water Supply - Wifi (that actually works, but this is the Lowcountry not Silicon Valley) - Good Cell Reception (for us and comments from others) - Firewood - Inspiration (at least, we've been told) - Explanation (if you're interested) - Kindness (even if you're not in the mood) - If you have a unique question, never hurts to ask (message or email heirloomhamlet @ gmail)
• Now, why we live different than most:
Welcome to Heirloom Hamlet. In an effort to find a balance between an old-fashioned lifestyle and the new, our family is handcrafting a unique eco-friendly homestead near romantic Savannah. Why?
We wanted a life that we didn't need a vacation from. One where we were excited to tackle each day from start to finish. One that didn't carry out someone else's goals, but our own. We wanted more time, less stuff. At some point, Ani and I embraced that our ambition was different from the masses. We talked a lot. We got on the same page. Our priority was to have a calm lifestyle with clarity, and in a unique space. We were willing to work. We were willing to sacrifice. We weren't willing to compromise.
That's it. We don't think we are special. We don't think we are smart. We do think we are alert and maybe feel a certain sense of courage and toughness. So we try to lean into that. Our approach to shutting off the noise so we can hear our own voice is probably not worth hearing much more about. That said, never hesitate to ask or share. We enjoy rubbing shoulders with like-minded people.
Also good to know:
Heirloom is definitely not a traditional campground, or a campground at all. It is first and foremost our home. We try to be personable and interact warmly, like the good old days, as they say. Some prefer the more public, businesslike approach to camping, and that is totally understandable. Here, though, we try to maintain a different vibe. If you don't think that our unique lifestyle is for you, that will not hurt our feelings, but it would probably be best to book a stay at a commercial campground. If something quaint and different is right up your alley, we look forward to meeting and hosting you as a small part of your journey.
Heirloom is not a place for absolute solitude. Being a few minutes from the most traversed interstate in the US is not what we'd call remote. Remember, we were aiming for balance in our design. We are in a quaint wooded area, but there are still planes, trains and automobiles. Keep in mind when booking at our hamlet, that you are prioritizing creativity, convenience and accessibility, not seclusion.
Dogs are especially welcome. Mark Twain once said, "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." I think we all know what he meant.
There are fire ants in the south. To avoid their sting and any other sharp objects, everyone, especially small children, need to wear shoes at all times.
We are still actively building, but I don't want you to hesitate to wander the land and check things out for yourself. Take pictures of whatever you like. I don’t think that we typically make too much racket while working, but I apologize in advance if we do…it would probably have been my fault. Often our activities are pretty neat to witness.
Our Bath House is a creatively designed, pleasant outdoor shower and custom eco-toilet. We're famous for it. It is high tech for a dry toilet, but a dry toilet non-the-less. Remember, for us, it is important that we are good to our environment. However, if non-traditional is just not for you, that's okay. But it may be best to find yourself a regular old campground with a regular old public restroom.
Your friend,
Curt Speaking of that... The way a separating toilet works is an impressive, pleasant experience, if you can say that about... that. Solids and liquids are separated, so sewage is never formed. The liquids end up feeding the landscape and solids go to a compost where it breaks down into an organic fertilizer for healthy soil and plants. We all should be doing our best to work with nature in our own unique circumstances, and this is ours. Some people are not interested in learning new tricks, and they have that right. We understand. If you aren't sure that you can temporarily embrace using a classy, well thought-out dry toilet, it may be best to stay elsewhere. But, the main point is this: Males must sit to pee. It is a MUST. Remember, there is no water in the toilet. If a man stands, all that liquid collides with plastic. Then it becomes a yellow micro-explosion, literally everywhere. It is not about aim, skills or talent. He would only be there for 30 SECONDS, and leave feeling pretty good about himself. Then, because I like nice things, I would have to personally go in after him and spend 30 MINUTES on my hands and knees disinfecting every inch of the entire room. Incidentally, this is exactly the same thing his mother, girlfriend and/or wife has been doing for him for perhaps decades, allowing the guy to live in oblivion. The difference is, I am not their mom, girlfriend or wife. I am a pretty cool guy that lives by the Golden Rule. That's why I try to make everything so attractive and clean, because it is the way I would want things to be. Nobody likes port-o-potties. Please don’t turn our Bath House into one. Sit. It's clean. If any male is looking for camping accommodations, but is way too awesome and macho to sit to pee, or is just super lazy by nature and will most likely not sit to pee, Heirloom is most definitely not their place. There is no need to book a stay here. I’m confident you will be much happier elsewhere. I should add that dudes CAN sometimes pee standing up here. In the woods. On a tree. Seriously though, I promise, you won't have a crappy experience ;-) We look forward to meeting you.