Hard to navigate, lots of ants
Dave was an excellent host and helped us navigate the ranch in the dark! Unfortunately, it was… really hard to navigate in the dark. We arrived around 9:30 and checked to see how to get to the site, but we weren't given instructions. We received a PDF booklet with many helpful suggestions for the area, but there wasn’t a map of the place, so we had to call a couple of times to figure out where to go. He eventually came out and led us to the shower stall, which was kind of him.
The shower had excellent water pressure but was either freezing or scalding. None of us (Dave, my friend, and I) could figure out how to get it not to be scalding - I kind of treated it like an Etch-a-Sketch and kept fiddling with the knob, turning off the heat when it was too hot, waiting for it to be frigid again, then starting the heater.
The campsite itself had electricity and water hookups, which was great, though the water was off and Dave had to turn it back on. The fire pit was really lovely! Unfortunately, the campsite itself I think was on a giant anthill. There were ants on literally everything when we woke up: covering the tent, inside the tent, inside my sleeping bag… everywhere. There was also a ton of construction going on which we didn’t know, so most of the place was half-torn up.
Finally, and this isn’t their fault, we were very loudly awoken by a bunch of helicopters flying overhead. Not my most peaceful sleep.
Overall, a cute place, but I don’t think I’d recommend it.