Do you like being the village idiot? Perfect, then site 2 at magical mountain retreat is a great fit for you. Get ready to drive 3 hours into the wilderness, just to have dozens of uncomfortable interactions with complete strangers. The site? Fit for dwarves. While small, you do have the luxury of the site being located directly on the only access trail for the 2 other campsites, with no tree cover or privacy of any kind. We enjoyed avoiding eye contact with strangers while getting changed, listening to dubstep music until 2AM, and, of course, lugging all of our shit up and down the hill. Obviously there is no proper flat surface for your picnic table, so get ready to grab those hot dogs off the ground. At least you can cozy up by the fire as the sun sets, right? Wrong! The “communal” fire pit is located in the center of site 3, where you can expect them to set up their tents around the perimeter of the pit. While there’s likelihood of an obligatory “you guys can totally use the fire if you need to bro” there is no way to actually enjoy a fire without encroaching on others personal space. This was easily the worst camping experience of my life.