Hipcamp host Wizard Of P.
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Welcome to The Wizard’s Paradox at Geronimo Farms! Geronimo Farms is an organic fruit and vegetable farm surrounded by canyons and open space. It is not a campground, but a farm with camp-spots. I am your host, Mark, also known as The Wizard. My magic is to create a space (set and setting) for the evolution of You, as You answer Your questions, safely, in nature. I root my mag
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Welcome to The Wizard’s Paradox at Geronimo Farms! Geronimo Farms is an organic fruit and vegetable farm surrounded by canyons and open space. It is not a campground, but a farm with camp-spots. I am your host, Mark, also known as The Wizard. My magic is to create a space (set and setting) for the evolution of You, as You answer Your questions, safely, in nature. I root my magic in the oldest rocks on the planet. We invite guests to explore cannabis and nature as medicinal tools for your experience. You are in the desert. It will get hot during the day and cool at night. There is a creek to play in, waterfalls to discover, and ghost towns to explore, all within walking distance. There are ATV trails that boarder the property and a fully private canyon is accessible only from our property for endless adventures and quiet reflection. Moab, Telluride, Arches, Canyonlands and several National Parks are all within an hour and a half. But you won’t want to leave. We here at Geronimo Farms follow The Four Agreements and the Eleven Burning Man Principals. We are very much a work in progress and greatly appreciate any contributions to the space you feel called to participate in: gardening and watering assistance, art installations, clean-up around the farm, construction, and beautifying the property. The farm is a radical participation experience- come join us for a bit! The Nitty-Gritty Pricing is $50 per campsite, double occupancy, two-night minimum. Whole house and property camping is available starting at $750.00. There is ONE bathroom for the entire compound as well as several porta-potties. Shit happens, and ideally, on the farm, it happens in a blue porta-potty until we get our composting toilets built. We welcome potluck-style meals here Geronimo Farms, but you are also welcome to enjoy your solitude and do your own thing. There is a common kitchen, fully equipped with everything from grill to crock-pot. Most campsites on the farm have not been identified yet. You can be one of the first. There are NO RV HOOKUPS, however, we do welcome a limited number of boondock RVs. We do have an electric station for your phones and air mattresses and Wifi. There is no cell coverage. Bring a case of rootbeer for Scooter and dark chocolate for the Wizard and bring your work gloves and a headlamp. :) but no sparkle ponies… by decree of the Wizard. Psstt.. We also have a 2-bedroom private house for rental on the property. Check it out on AirBnB
Campsite area
Bring your own tents, trailers, RVs, vans and truck campers
16 sites
Up to 2 guests per site
Park at listing
No ADA access
Essentials
Campfires allowed
Toilet available
Pets allowed
Amenities
Potable water available
Kitchen available
Showers available
Wifi available
Bins available
No picnic table
Laundry absent
Camping vehicle details
Generators allowed
No electrical hookup
No water hookup
No sewage hookup
No TV hookup
Pull-in site
Max length 40ft
Accommodates slideouts
Surface type: grass or field
Surface levelness: requires leveling
Have a question? Send Wizard of a message!
  • Check in: After 2PM
  • Check out: Before 12PM
  • Cancellation policy: Moderate
  • On arrival: Meet and greet
  • Minimum nights: 2
  • Accepts bookings: 3 months out
  • Weeknight discount: 10% off

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Experience

100% private canyon for the day

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Activities

Offered on the Host's property or nearby.

Boating

Nearby river rafting and mountain lake floating are available.

Fishing

There is a nearby lake and river which both boast trout.

Hiking

There are several world class hikes from the property. No need to get in a car. Six different hikes can all be started from Ger...Read more

Horseback riding

Trial rides from Moab, less than an hour away.

Snow sports

1.5 hours from Telluride

Biking
Off-roading (OHV)
Climbing
Wildlife watching

Terrain

Natural features you'll find at The Wizards Paradox at Geronimo Far in Colorado.

Cave

There are a few mine shafts and natural caves to explore.

Desert

This is desert terrain. Cactus, canyons and heat can all be expected.

Mesa or canyon

Geronimo Farms boarders Sharp Canyon and X-4 Canyon to the Copper Cashin Mine.

Swimming hole

There are a few small swimming holes on the property and walking LaSal creek has been described as a religious experience.

Waterfall

Just about a mile hike from the property is Rose Falls. A beautiful (and dangerous) waterfall which joins the La Sal creek on i...Read more

Farm

Geronimo Farms has 40 organic fruit trees and three large vegetable gardens. Guests are encouraged to help the farm grow.

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Driveway

The vibe at The Wizards Paradox at Geronimo Far

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Hipcamper Jessica

Come and help create the dream!

Jessica H.
recommends this listing.
(Dispersed site)
July 19th, 2020

I was the first camper to break the seal at Geronimo Farms! If you are interested in helping to co-create this space while it's in its infant stages- this is the place for you!
Things to know:
-Mark and Skipper are kind-hearted dreamers who want you to have the best experience possible.
-The space is still fairly undeveloped. If you have creative ideas, feel like working in the garden or helping to do work around the farm, they would LOVE your help.
-The Wizard's River Walk, the ATV ride to the old mines and the walk to the waterfall were all awesome. Moab is just an hour's drive away.

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Property
Wizard Of P.’s Land
State
Colorado
Country
United States
$50/night
16 Sites
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