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Welcome to The Wizard’s Paradox at Geronimo Farms,

Geronimo Farms is an organic fruit and vegetable farm surrounded by canyons and open space. It is not a campground, but a farm with camp-spots. I am your host, The Wizard of Paradox. 

As The Wizard of Paradox, my magic is to hold space (set and setting) for the evolution of You, as You answer Your questions, safe

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Welcome to The Wizard’s Paradox at Geronimo Farms,

Geronimo Farms is an organic fruit and vegetable farm surrounded by canyons and open space. It is not a campground, but a farm with camp-spots. I am your host, The Wizard of Paradox. 

As The Wizard of Paradox, my magic is to hold space (set and setting) for the evolution of You, as You answer Your questions, safely, in nature. I root my magic in the oldest rocks on the planet. The space I hold is surrounded by  canyons and nestled in fruit trees and gardens. A fully private canyon is accessible only from our property for endless adventures and quiet reflection.

The Wizard’s garden contains 40+ organic fruit trees and numerous vegetable gardens.  There are multiple garden nooks by the creek for your enjoyment.  

You are in the desert. It will get hot during the day and cool at night. There is a creek to play in, waterfalls to discover, and ghost towns to explore, all within walking distance.   There are ATV trails that boarder the property.  Moab, Telluride, Arches, Canyonlands and several National Parks are all within an hour and a half.   But you won’t want to leave. 

--------(The Wizard permits the use of cannabis as an entheogen on the property and openly shares when there is a harvest. This is an adult-only property and the Wizard's canyon is clothing optional. There is a five-day regime prescribed by the Wizard for those truly looking to find their inner magic. It’s worth it at $200. )

A lot has been said about cannabis as a recreational drug, a little as cannabis as a medicine, but my guests explore cannabis and nature as evolutionary tools. There are numerous hikes walking distance from your campsite so you can enjoy cannabis and nature without ever getting in a vehicle. 

Enthusiasts follow The Four Agreements and the Eleven Burning Man Principals. While you are in the Wizard’s company, your gardening and watering assistance is welcome. Enthusiasts have built gardens, rock sculptures and shooting ranges. The farm is a radical participation experience.  

-------There are two private bedrooms in the main house as well as a shared kitchen, bathroom, sunken office, and expansive living room, with a swamp cooler for the heat of the day. 

There is ONE bathroom for the entire compound as well as several porta-potties. Shit happens, and ideally, on the farm, it happens in a blue porta-potty until we get our composting toilets built. The Wizard is unhappy when the shitter is unhappy. 

-------Food is generally Pot-Luck. There is a common kitchen, fully equipped with everything from grill to crock-pot. Make your own and enough to share.

-------Most campsites on the farm have not been identified yet. You can be one of the first. There will only be 16 sites when fully developed. 

There are NO RV HOOKUPS, however, we do welcome a limited number of boondock RVs. We do have an electric station for your phones and air mattresses and wireless internet. There is no cell coverage.

Pricing is $50 per campsite, double occupancy, two-night minimum.

Whole house and property camping is available starting at $750.00

Discounts are available at the Wizard’s Soul discretion. 

Bring a case of rootbeer for Scooter and dark chocolate for the Wizard and bring your work gloves and a headlamp.

× no sparkle ponies… by decree of the Wizard. 

Campsite area
Bring your own tents, vans and truck campers, trailers, RVs
16 sites
Up to 2 guests per site
Park at listing
No ADA access
Essentials
Campfires allowed
Toilet available
Pets allowed
Amenities
Potable water available
Kitchen available
Showers available
Wifi available
Bins available
No picnic table
Laundry absent
Camping vehicle details
Generators allowed
No electrical hookup
No water hookup
No sewage hookup
No TV hookup
Pull-in site
Max length 40ft
Accommodates slideouts
Surface type: grass or field
Surface levelness: requires leveling
Have a question? Send Wizard of a message!
  • Check in: After 2PM
  • Check out: Before 12PM
  • Cancellation policy: Moderate
  • On arrival: Meet and greet
  • Minimum nights: 2
  • Accepts bookings: 3 months out
  • Weeknight discount: 10% off

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Experience

100% private canyon for the day

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Activities

Offered on the Host's property or nearby.

Boating

Nearby river rafting and mountain lake floating are available.

Fishing

There is a nearby lake and river which both boast trout.

Hiking

There are several world class hikes from the property. No need to get in a car. Six different hikes can all be started from Ger...Read more

Horseback riding

Trial rides from Moab, less than an hour away.

Snow sports

1.5 hours from Telluride

Biking
Off-roading (OHV)
Climbing
Wildlife watching

Terrain

Natural features you'll find at 16 Spots to Enlightenment in Colorado.

Cave

There are a few mine shafts and natural caves to explore.

Desert

This is desert terrain. Cactus, canyons and heat can all be expected.

Mesa or canyon

Geronimo Farms boarders Sharp Canyon and X-4 Canyon to the Copper Cashin Mine.

Swimming hole

There are a few small swimming holes on the property and walking LaSal creek has been described as a religious experience.

Waterfall

Just about a mile hike from the property is Rose Falls. A beautiful (and dangerous) waterfall which joins the La Sal creek on i...Read more

Farm

Geronimo Farms has 40 organic fruit trees and three large vegetable gardens. Guests are encouraged to help the farm grow.

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Driveway

The vibe at 16 Spots to Enlightenment

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Property
Wizard Of P.’s Land
State
Colorado
Country
United States
$50/night
16 Sites
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