Creekside farm stay 1 mi to ocean

This is not rugged wilderness camping, or even Camp Fire Girl camping. It's Wuss Camping.  Wuss Camp is for someone who doesn't want to go days without a shower or a good meal, but still wants to sleep outdoors in a very beautiful, relatively remote, place.  Pitch your own tent -- we can help out with cots (2), camp chairs, fire pit and firewood, indoor bathroom with soap and towels,  evening wine (and wine glasses), morning coffee.  Sometimes, there's an offer of fresh bread as well. The location is creekside, in an old orchard out of visual site lines from the farmhouse, but close by.   We are one mile, an easy walk, from the ocean. Except on major summer holidays, the beach has very few visitors.  There are no visible neighbors, no ambient noise. We are surrounded by spruce forest; the entire property is yours to explore, and there are wonderful trails at the ocean for hiking down to the Lost Coast headlands.   Chilly at night, dewy in the morning.  The overall vibe of the property? An inherited, family vintage farm gone to wilderness park with a sweet dog, an apple-loving emu, and two bratty alpacas, plus wildlife and birds and us, a handyman and an editor/historian who are about to be great-grandparents.